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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a burnt nugget? nigget"
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"I didn't believe it when they told me the government had accidentally opened a portal to another dimension while trying to spy on the Russians... But I guess stranger things have happened."
"""Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker."" ""Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"" ""Seems fine."""
"I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!"
"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an onion? I'd cry if I cut an onion in half."
"A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away"
"What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games? A wishy-washy Washer washer."
"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"
"Ninety-sixing is how dyslexic people perform the sexual position where both partners are conducting oral sex on each other at the same time."