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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."

"Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? El misterioso! I'll see myself out now..."

"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"

"We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone"

"Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works."

"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."

"Today I was stabbed by a comedian You could say he had me in stitches."

"How do you prevent a canoe from tipping? Paint it black."

"Thank God football is back on. I've been watching baseball for months and it's only the 7th inning."

"I like my women like I like my plastic wrap. Clingy, easy to handle, and microwave and freezer tested."