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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself."
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"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering."
"What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? ""Robin, get in the car."""
"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."
"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."
"A friend of mine is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. an he stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""
"Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up."
"What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence? Fresh prints."
"A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer."