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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between French women and an NHL hocky team? The hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ? Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people.."

"I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. "

"The fish said to the... no the fish over heard... dammit that's not it... Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot it, be patient walleye think it over."

"Did you guys hear the joke about the stunt man's flame? It was retarded"

"OUR KID WAS SOAKING WET WHEN YOU BROUGHT HIM HOME FROM SCHOOL! Me: [water pouring from backseat] Listen, this car pool thing was your idea"

"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"

"Sitting on the toilet this morning, I was reminded of my first divorce. At first I thought it had been a clean break, but then it got messy and there was lots of paperwork."

"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."

"Pedophiles should be careful around farms Farmers are known for burying seeds."