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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two lesbians in the closet? a liquor cabinet."
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"[first date] I had a great time. Not tonight, but I've had a great time before."
"Yo mamma so ugly When one direction saw her they went in the other direction"
"I became a proud dad today. He's four but he was a boring little shit for the first three years."
"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."
"Whats long and black? The unemployment line"
"How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down."
"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""
"I hate how Apple took away the headphone socket all willy-nilly It's like it means jack shit to them"