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Joke of the Day

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar"

"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"

"Attention Netflix and Chill has been replaced The new thing is Cookies and Dick...that is all"

"Even though the Miami Dolphins traded down in the draft... They still got the highest pick."

"When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps."

"I taught my daughter to whistle a few days ago and now I'm teaching her that whistling can lead to adoption."

"What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you"

"Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite."

"Bill Clinton is not a rapist. He just likes to ""feel your pain""."