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"Which is the best side of a banana to eat? The Inside..."
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"My dad gave me the best advice ever. ""Before you marry a woman, meet her mother and you'll know what your wife will be like in 30 years time"" I learned she won't be giving me head or anal."
"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."
"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"
"does this typewriter come w emojis"
"My wife's been missing for a week and the police said to prepare for the worst..... ...so I went to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."
"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"
"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."
"What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC] A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)"
"Who is the scientist's favorite zombie? The schrodinger cat."