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Joke of the Day

"Hate it when I get carried away with emotions. Lost a who-blinks-1st competition with a box of donuts & had to eat em all in a fit of rage"

"I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's ""late enough"" to go down my chimney"

"General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying something new, but you just can't order anything else."

"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."

"Everything electrical runs on smoke They don't work after you let the smoke out"

"What made the world stop being Blue? The new softcap limits"

"Did you hear that the Vatican elected a new Pope? Never mind, they were just blowing smoke."

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection."

"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"