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Joke of the Day

"Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad? Because America is never wrong."

"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."

"BELLHOP: May I take care of your bags? ME: Of course! BELLHOP: [gently applies seven layers of concealer under my eyes]"

"My wife says I'm way too condescending (That means I speak down to people)"

"Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'."

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"

"What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team? One is a cunning group of runts."

"[Spelling bee, to clench victory] ""O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E."" Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct."

"She told me to give her 9 inches, and make it hurt. So i fucked her 3 times, and punched her in the nose"

"Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone? Because he has to cosign"