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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'."
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"two apples enter a bar... ...then I got sued by Apple"
"Wanna piss a rhinoceros off? Hang his car keys on his nose."
"Sometimes my dog looks super fucking delicious. #AsianPeopleProblems"
"""Have you seen the film constipated?"" ""No?"" ""Has it come out yet?"""
"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."
"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"
"Why was the new Mexican sad? He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad? All his friends are dead."
"What's the opposite of drunken noodles? Soba noodles!"
"What type of pants do you need to start a car? Cargo pants"