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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months"
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"Another ""Priceless"" joke. Vodka 19.99. Motel room 64.99. Condoms 9.99. Finding out she swallows and likes it in the ass? Priceless! Fuck Mastercard, it pays to Discover"
"Two Blondes Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been upto; ""I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night"" ""Wow - I've never even met that many guys"" replied the other"
"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"
"Conversation between two psychologists ""I've developed a way to study patience"" ""What kind of patients?"" ""All of them"""
"What does a forward thinking person say? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"How are two gay guys who are perfect for each other similar to an Ancient Chinese Emperor? They both had a mandate from heaven."
"Masturbation"
"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."
"What is big black and long. The lines at KFC"