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Joke of the Day

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"

"What is the Donner Party's favorite donut? Munchkin."

"I guess if I had laser hairs, I'd want them removed too."

"What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour? M'genta"

"I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them. Makes me feel like God."

"What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference? You probably won't get it."

"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"

"The thought of Aortic Dissection just tears me up inside."

"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."

"I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them."