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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team? One is a cunning group of runts."

"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who crunch their disposable water bottles as they drink."

"Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately."

"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."

"when you push a pull door and the person behind says ""you need to pull"" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom"

"When I said I missed you, I meant with a hammer"

"The only reason I eat corn... Is so I can see it come out the next day"

"*goes down on one knee* One Knee: I have a girlfriend"

"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"

"I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like."