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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar... And he asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""
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"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"
"The 2017 forecast just came in Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil."
"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."
"I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them. Makes me feel like God."
"The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch."
"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"
"Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans? You can't jump out of a basement apartment."
"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."
"After a whole year my school Extestentialist Club declared me... ...most likely to be"