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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar... And he asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""
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"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"
"(OC) what did dispatch say to the dog catcher when he asked if he was done for the day? You're golden retriever."
"If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard."
"Don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day. I repeat, don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day."
"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"
"A Joke About Kim Jong Un [removed]"
"What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets."
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"What is AdBlock?"