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Joke of the Day

"(OC) what did dispatch say to the dog catcher when he asked if he was done for the day? You're golden retriever."

"Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't? Because he's been snooping around."

"Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos!"

"My ex-girlfriend... Bent my car's hood,but it was my fault a little bit too I was just a little bit over the legal speed."

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."

"I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera... It gave me a flashback"

"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."

"What is the opposite of Christopher reeves? Christopher Walken"

"What's the best thing about finger blasting a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"

"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""