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"If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer."
"What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting? Penis-illin'"
"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!"
"Why don't anteaters ever get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!"
"The president of Nintendo has died. The ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses."
"I dream about living in a world where Adobe never asks me to update it."
"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."
"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"