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Joke of the Day
"What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets."
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"You say you want to bring me back to reality. You're assuming I've been there before."
"What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!"
"DR: So, you're 36 years old, 4 foot tall & sound like a woman. How can I help you today, Mr Simpson? BART: I don't know where my hair starts"
"I have a weird fungal infection on my foot... I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me."
"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"
"What do you call an Asexual who tries to be hetero? an Ace in the Hole."
"Ellen Pao."
"Show Jumping Some people call it ""Show Jumping"" I like to call it *Sarah Jessica Parkour*"
"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry"