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Joke of the Day

"What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds? Exit the European Union."

"Cashier: Need to see some ID Me: You get a lot of 20yo guys buying tampons, diapers, grapes & whiskey? Cashier: Yup Me: Ok, here you go then"

"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"

"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."

"Somehow it's reassuring knowing I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"

"There's a line of underwear specially made for skeletons... It's called the VerteBra."

"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."

"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's back on tour."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina ? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."