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Joke of the Day
"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."
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"I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!"
"What is Black, White and Red all over? My English Monologue Draft..."
"When a door closes... and incognito window opens."
"prayers by believers to a ""Sweet Jesus"" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus"
"Need jokes about Germany/German people Friend of mine going to Germany. Want to wallpost lame jokes on his wall. The cringeworthier the better."
"I consider myself to be a ""political atheist"" because I don't believe anything politicians say."
"Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks ""how loud is the vroom?"" they ask ""what's the vroomage?"""
"I only eat ""indie"" breads. I am a Naan-Conformist"
"If you don't want to be there today, just say ""I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"""