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Joke of the Day
"Somehow it's reassuring knowing I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."
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"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"
"actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me"
"The two most valuable lessons I've learned in life: 1) never reveal everything you know."
"Why did the fat girl cross the road? She wanted some chicken."
"Why should Mexico accept Syrian refugees? With the level of crime and political violence, they will feel right at home."
"There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed."
"Can you see? I hate it when people ask what I will be doing in 5 years time? Sorry I just don't have 2020 vision"
"My DNA is all over this room. So nobody go doing anything all life-sentency in here, ok?"
"Modified oldie: My dick is ... Boaster: My dick is 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule Boaster+: And mines one metre but I don't use it as a foot!"