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Joke of the Day
"S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!"
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"the greatest joke of all time. my life"
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"Knock Knock Who's there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin', they hatin'"
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