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Joke of the Day

"If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Noe. It would be pronounced like Noel and spelled the same but with no 'L'."

"Why don't priests like people having sex while standing? It might lead to dancing"

"What's the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a jew? The facial expression when you hit the gas."

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"

"Why did Mary fell from the swing ? Because she hasn't got arms !"

"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !"

"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."

"[at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit"

"Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over. Then i use a motion-controlled sink."

"""Hey dude, Do you know any jokes about sodium bromate?"" ""NaBrO."""