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"""Jared"" from Subway recently posted an image on Reddit of him sucking a minor's penis ... ... he later deleted the image and replied ""Oops, wrong sub."""
"Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk."
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