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Joke of the Day
"she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet."
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"My high school bully still takes my lunch money... On the plus side, he makes really good subway sandwiches"
"What are David Cameron's favorite people to have sex with? Cops"
"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"
"COP: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OCTOPUS: They're tentacles COP: OK PUT ALL 8 TENTACLES UP OCTOPUS: Two are my legs, dude COP: Just go. I give up."
"Parents, talk to your kids about grammar. Forget drugs and sex, they'll learn that shit on the streets."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP"
"What's the best part of having sex with a transsexual? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"