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Joke of the Day

"she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet."

"Did you know that 10% of what Trump says is actually true? Neither does he."

"A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now."

"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this"

"I'm so good at making Chinese food, I can do it with my eyes closed."

"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."

"Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked."

"Today, my friend's coworker made a bukkake joke at a meeting and got away with it. I guess they're covered."

"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"

"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"