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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked."
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"Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!"
"What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea."
"DON'T YOU LIKE ME! I WANNA MARRY YOU! WHY AM I IN THE TRUNK! -and other things I hear from guys on first dates"
"Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about? You always end up going off onto tangents."
"What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread? A bakery."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming? Bob."
"What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque."
"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"
"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"