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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that 10% of what Trump says is actually true? Neither does he."
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"Featuring tweets in an article is a newspaper's version of giving up and wearing sweatpants everywhere."
"What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie"
"What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene"
"When Kate Middleton goes into labor, the doctor will say ""the baby is crowning!"" and they'll laugh and laugh"
"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"
"Why did the Mexican push his wife of the cliff ? Tequila"
"In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami"
"Critics are calling my performance of Wife Pretending To Care About Her Husband's Work Story ""emotionally charged"" and ""daring""."
"There's no such thing as ""elevator etiquette"" buddy. Just enjoy your back scratch."