36419
Joke of the Day
"Testing, please ignore Test^(ing)"
Next Joke
"Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread."
"I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days. My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet."
"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."
"What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop? Feces-tious"
"What did the tranny say to their surgeon ? Keep the change"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice."
"What did the trailer park girl say when she lost her virginity Get off me dad! your crushing my smokes!"
"I haven't been able to find my girlfriend for months, but I'll never forget the last thing she told me... She said ""I don't give blowjobs."" To be honest I haven't looked that hard."