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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma is like a brick! She's flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans all day!"
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"Ordering a decaf coffee is like ordering a picture of food"
"another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse"
"Apparently, ""Dude, that's the best she's EVER going to look"" was not the type of objection to the marriage the priest was asking about."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"
"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"
"What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland? It Netherlands."
"Border Patrol never did chase down that illegal baby food smuggler from Mexico. I heard he was so fast they nicknamed him Formula Juan."
"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."