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Joke of the Day

"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."

"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."

"It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments."

"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging freely. It's the woman that make it hard."

"What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she ban-she !"

"I know weathermen get excited about snow, but it's kind of distracting when they jerk off during the forecast."

"Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly."

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over."

"Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device."

"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."