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Joke of the Day

"What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after a while the priest turns to the rabbi and whispers: ""I'd like to screw that boy"", the rabbi then replies: ""Out of what?"""

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"WATSON: do you even have a proper education? SHERLOCK: Elementary, my dear Watson WATSON: but, like, beyond that SHERLOCK: nah"

"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."

"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."

"Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa? Because it can't be taken on empty stomach"

"Q: Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? A: He strained himself."

"Do you like him like him, or just Facebook like him?"

"I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day."