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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a small wardrobe? A battledrobe."

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"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"
"My dog was diagnosed with diabetes. Its okay though, I only had to give her one shot. I chose a .357 magnum."
"my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses"
"What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews"
"Big shoutout to my great grandmother She can't hear me otherwise"
"(No spoilers) What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure? ""You're such a Frank Castle."""
"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"
"Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes."
"Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night."