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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump Has Written a Few Books About Business... But they all end at Chapter 11."
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"I rated that girl a 10 on the pH scale because she looked pretty basic."
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"There is a thin line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."