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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis, tiny little knotziz"
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"LAWYER 1: numbers never lie so I call numbers to the stand LAWYER 2: your honor I call shakiras hips to the stand JUDGE: damn lol"
"My friend was talking about how he sleeps when its dark around. So I'd advised him not to join the basketball team."
"There needs to be a Meat Likers Pizza for those of us afraid of commitment."
"A man walks into a grocery store. Asks for a pound of tomatoes. The grocer says, ""we call them kilos over here."" The man replies ""fine, a pound of kilos then."""
"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"
"The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something..."
"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."
"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."
"I went to a zoo the other day... All the exhibits were completely empty, except for one dog; it was a shihtzu"