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Joke of the Day

"Reportedly, Bill Gates filed for trademarks on iCrosoft, iNdows & iHateSteveJobs today. Then, he wiped his ass with a bazillion dollar bill."

"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."

"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""

"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."

"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"

"I'd like to thank my boyfriend for translating ""mucho"" for me It means a lot"

"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."

"How is the Middle East not leading the world in wind energy... ... they have almost one turban per person."

"On the list of things I fear the most, ""death"" comes in as a close second to ""audience participation"""

"Say what you will about that pilot... ...but at least he died doing what German's love most. Mass murdering innocent people."