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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I have type-a blood. Apparently it was a type-o!"
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"centipede: *trips* *but for like, an hour*"
"I would tell you a FedEx joke... but you'd probably wouldn't receive it until a week or so."
"Frankenstein the Gardner why is frankenstein a great gardner????"
"I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face."
"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""
"Where do Neanderthals shop? Cave-mart."
"The burrito I ate for lunch today just sent me a push notification."
"Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person."
"Why was Stalin literally worse than Hitler? Because Hitler at least wrote his own books"