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Joke of the Day
"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"
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"I for one, like Roman Numerals"
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"What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy? Julius Seizure."
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"Why is Donald Trump still running for president? It's the only race that he hasn't offended yet."
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"I like coffee like I like slaves. Free"