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Joke of the Day
"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"
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"What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier? A subwoofer."
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"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, i'm going in."
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"Why does Piglet stink so bad? Cause he always plays with Pooh."
"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."
"I'd rather hear my parents describe how they have sex than hear a group of drunk chicks when their favorite song comes on."
"I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man ""wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"""