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Joke of the Day
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!"
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"Pretty sure the guy who named them ""walkie talkies"" got fired before he could name other military equipment."
"What do you call an Indian dating service? Connect the dots."
"I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things."
"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."
"Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius."
"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."
"I told my psychiatrist that I believe I have the power to detect Indian bread for miles around. He said that's naan-sense."
"Just finished leg day with my new trainer and now I need to replace the stairs in my house with an elevator. Or shower in the kitchen sink?"
"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain."