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Joke of the Day

"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."

"Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first Terminator in different order."

"I blur that line between ""not a morning person"" and ""serial killer."""

"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? L'Hymen!"

"There was a Mexican boy born with two dicks. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second one? Hose B"

"Do/Be To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra"

"In 2050 old men will say bae'"

"Knock knock (Your turn)"

"So this girl I was seeing asked me for a dick pic... So I asked ""White, black, asian or pacific islander?"""