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Joke of the Day

"As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice."

"What do you call a woman that has a penis. Pregnant. With a boy. (Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwuaahh)"

"Yesterday I went rollerblading, and I ran into batman. So I say ""Oy! Batman! Come skate with me! . . . "" But Batman just says ""I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!"""

"Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing"

"What do you call a Germany virgin? Good 'n' Tight"

"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."

"Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad? Father: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks ""You drinkin'?"" The driver said ""You buyin'?"""

"You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you."

"Coworker sneezed, and said ""Oh my. I don't know where that came from."" I'm no Scientist, but I'm pretty sure it came from her nose."