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Joke of the Day

"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."

"I'm so glad none of my friends are gay Because they're safe"

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."

"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"

"I've seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad."

"What do you call a man with a one inch penis? Justin."

"Being great in bed is like being attractive or smart. The more you talk about it, the less I believe it."

"Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS Ordering him toupee up."

"Why do mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because the sign reads no ""tres""passing."

"I used to be in a band called Cheap Viagra'. We didn't make it very big."