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Joke of the Day

"Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad? Father: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them"

"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."

"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years"

"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."

"Kanye West is still performing at the Pan Am closing ceremony. Looks like the petition didn't Pan out."

"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"

"Why did the console gamer faint when they visited the art gallery There were too many frames"

"I bought my nephew a drum set because: A) I'm an awesome uncle B) Learning to play an instrument is important C) I hate my sister"

"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"