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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Hitler invested in Minute Maid before he died? He heard they were 100% concentrated juice."

"My boyfriend has the body of a god! Or the body of God. Okay, he's like the body of Christ. What I mean is, he's a round white cracker."

"I do have a life outside of Facebook, but I don't remember the password for it."

"Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It's only check, mate"

"Why do white girls travel in groups of 3? Because they can't even"

"If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and try using some lube!"

"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."

"What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!"

"When people ask me about my hobbies, I tell them I'm into birdwatching, photography and meeting new people. It sounds better than stalking."

"I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka."