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Joke of the Day
"If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and try using some lube!"
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"Me: 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield! 911: How's her head? Me: Her sister's better."
"What's a dentists favourite time? 2:30"
"A silly little joke I just made up about schizophrenia Person 1: I'm not schizophrenic! Person 2: I never said you were. Person 1: Oh, sorry, I guess I must be hearing things."
"Two peanuts were walking down the alley... One was assaulted"
"What is Jeb Bush's campaign slogan? Third time's the charm"
"Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now."
"When a Dutch reporter asked Arjen Robben what he was going to do after the world cup, he told him; I'm going diving in Mexico."
"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"
"A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before."