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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend has the body of a god! Or the body of God. Okay, he's like the body of Christ. What I mean is, he's a round white cracker."

"3 database admins walked into a nosql bar A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table"

"""We met in church."" Lies we tell kids."

"Why did Russia sign the non-aggression pact with NazI Germany? They were Stalin for time."

"What did man create that inevitably destroyed man itself? Reddit"

"What do you call a bear in the middle of the road? A bear-icade"

"We all know Elton John is amazing on the paino.. But did you know that he sucks on the organ?"

"A virgin fingers his girlfriend for the first time The woman with bated breath exclaims ""I thought you were a virgin"" the man replies "" I am but i also play the guitar"""

"I bought shoes off a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."

"I've been friends with my recliner the longest. We go way back."