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Joke of the Day
"I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately... because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."
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"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"
"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"
"First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No it's imagination."
"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber"
"""what do we want?"" ""faster Internet!"" ""when do we want it?"". Loading..."
"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."
"What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise? He brexit."
"I like my women like I like my downloads... ...unzipped and on my desktop."