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Joke of the Day

"First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No it's imagination."

"A black first-grader runs home crying -Mommy mommy all my friends at school make fun of me cause I have a gigantic penis. His mom looks at him weird and says- ""Nigga you 17"""

"What do you call the son of a Mexican and an Israeli? Jewnor."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

"Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore."

"A Newfie, a Quebecois, and a Native walk into a bar in Calgary. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out!"""

"My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish"

"What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j"

"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two babies making out."