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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my downloads... ...unzipped and on my desktop."
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"Black names Once you've heard one, you've heard Jamal."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z"
"a fruedian slip is when you say one thing. . . . when you're thinking of a mother."
"Did you hear about Russia's preservation new project? The Crimea River"
"If I share something clever and witty on Facebook, don't try and out clever me with your comment. I don't come over and blow out your candles on your cake."
"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"
"What star sign is a donut? It's a Taurus!"
"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... He's never gonna give you Up"