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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't going to have a cardiac transplant But then I had a change of heart"
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"What's worse than watching Star Wars?"
"What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty."
"Alzheimer's Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease. Geezer: Well at least I don't have cancer."
"I tried to watch the paralympic games.. I couldn't though because the channel was disabled"
"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."
"Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home."
"I put some condoms down at the till and the cashier smiled. ""Getting lucky tonight?"" she asked. I said, ""If I'm really getting lucky, I won't be needing them."""
"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."
"What do you call a racist shark? Great Whitey"