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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."

"What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? Seymour."

"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."

"What's your most fucked up joke? I'm looking for the most cancerous jokes you can think of."

"[First date] Him:""Waiter!"" Waiter:""Sir?"" Him:""Could you check the toilets? My date has been gone 2 hours. Also, her coat has been stolen"""

"I hate when people put the beginning of the joke a second time"

"There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy."

"GUY: I dare you ME: no G: I double dog dare you ME: no G: I TRIPLE dog dare you! ME: [realizing if I keep this up ill get a lot of dogs] no"

"[getting out of prison after 10 years] GUARD: *handing me a paper bag* here are ur things ME: did none of u monsters feed my tamagotchi"

"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"