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Joke of the Day

"There's a bird in the yard and she's shaking her tail feathers in hope of attracting a mate. HE SHOULD LOVE YOU FOR YOUR BRAIN, I yell."

"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."

"What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not? North Koreans have no Seoul."

"Self-refilling glass. Just add water"

"Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime. They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!"

"The Story Of My Life"

"How much skin does it take to cover a vagina? /sticks out tongue"

"What do you call a political pig? A boar."

"No matter what anyone said, I was never going to take the stand. It's 1000 pages, for Pete's sake!"

"Java programmers do it with... class."